It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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