let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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