How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
