The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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