I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Drunk is not a location!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
