its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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