we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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