We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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