so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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