I puked a lego.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize