I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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