She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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