I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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