I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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