Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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