i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize