I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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