Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do vagina's smell?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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