I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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