wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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