theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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