Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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