i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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