I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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