I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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