I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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