I wish you could order shots online.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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