Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Boobs are out for the taking
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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