the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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