Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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