Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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