Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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