just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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