If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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