girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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