My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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