my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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