Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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