Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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