I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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