I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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