i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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