Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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