It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
