There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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