didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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