Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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