I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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