There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
