Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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