how can u be prego again
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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