real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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