I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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