Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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