I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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