Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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