Im at strip club and am horny
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish my penis had a tongue
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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